Friday, November 4, 2011

A Chinese STFU


          Before I put things together, let me make a few aspects clear. This aint any random shit of mine. This is intended to show signs of intenseness , involving matters of real time national concern. If there is anybody out there thinking that , this is about one hell of a submission maneuver of a John Cena , please get the hell out of my sight and make love with any other random links which the internet has to offer.

          Now that I took steps to filter audience, let me get to the hotter topic. Did I say hot?
Yes, I remember saying. Which means, I have in my bags , a sort of oxymoron to offer.
From historical sources, I came to know that in 1987 , happened a near war between India and China. This was the third time , a military conflict arose between the two countries. It was hot , not referring to the testosterone raising kind , but the real desperately burning one.

          Time proved to make things better, as the heat started to fall . But the fall was so heavy, that things got real cold between the two nations. Thought the top leaders managed to share peaceful smiles, there always existed a stinking cold core in the depths. There was always issues involving the borders and that sourced the cold core, all these years.

          The force that lead to this post was from the news that came on a vernacular media which stated that the Chinese Ambassador Mr. Zhang Yan , lost his cool at a press conference and yelled “Shut up ! “ ( original version ) and “ Shut The Fuck Up ! “ ( My own version) at an Indian reporter , when he asked about a particular Chinese map which showed Arunachal Pradesh as part of the so called communist colony.

     India reacted soon enough , proving that our reflexes aint actually that bad as we people think. Our Joint secretary incharge , Mr Gautam Bambawale , from the ministry of external affairs , immediately took up the issue with the Chinese ambassador and expressed his objection

          The red head from China soon realized what he was upto and apologized and tried explaining what actually went wrong and suggested that things would be corrected soon.

     “ Our Country holds an erotic collection of domestic issues . While greater threats have started foreplay at the borders . So , we need some potential actions before the threats conceive.”
                                                                          -Aadithya Chandrasekaran on Indo-China crisis