Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Reflection of The Reality!


“I suggest that the existence of a strong social standard , coupled by high breed responsibilities , in the bags of every  social element , is the ultimate quest for this ever overlapping social culture , which breeds its trace at the very roots of this society  ”
             Aadithya Chandrasekaran on BigTime Factors influencing the Society
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            Yes, there are already norms and social ethics, but the presence of a stronger channel for those purity factors to make it to the deserving destiny must be seen to. One of the many social elements is the ones that tend to set trends in the society. This is one such header file which was part of the many stuff which the internet revolutionized .I am certainly not referring to PORN this time. The growth of the internet has opened up the media ,inclusive of  Social media aswel . The social phenomena is the one that breeds all these trend setters.

            One of the biggest trend setters these days, are the different successful reality shows offered by the many available Television channels. Now, how would one figure out if the Reality show is a success or not?! I would suggest a simple equation for this. All one needs to do is check if that particular reality show is copied by any vernacular channel or even taken to different linguistic levels. If the answer is a Yes, then success is certain.

              These shows exhibit their own methods to get special attraction from the watchers. This business is done just to make sure their Television rating points are always on a happy note. They create internal emotional drams or even fights between the people who judge and the mortals who take part. Sad fact here is, only a few gentlemen realize that all the drama is faked.

              This is generally how all those parties work. And recently the batsmen had to face a googly! A left-arm Chinmen by Swami Agnivesh . He confirmed that he will be a part of  The Big Boss this time around and he stated that he never wanted the money and added that this is best the best possible platform for him to date hot chicks  convey hiss messages to the youth .

     

       
              This Swamiji was first part of team Anna but later split himself from the fasting unit . The reason I would suggest for his appearance @ BigBoss is to continue publicity.

“Publicity-  afterall , that is one big trending Dickhead.”
                                      -Aadithya Chandrasekaran

Now I leave you with some  @fakingnews tweets on this topic :P


@fakingnews   : Agnivesh will be in Big Boss house. I think this is a workable alternative to Jan Lokpal

@fakingnews :  Agnivesh is a 'swami', had a leaked video clip, and now will be living with girls. Talk about stereotyping. #BiggBoss5

@fakingnews : After Bigg Boss, Swami Agnivesh to star in Roadies?

Sunday, November 6, 2011

How I Met Your Mother !!


          Recently I came across a picture on a friend’s facebook wall. which conveyed that Ted never met his girl , and  that both his kids were adopted!!
     
          WTF!.   . The very sight Pissed  me off. I bet all watchers would have felt the same.  We all know it is fake, but still with the way things are going  , you may never know ..
    

         . Some have also started to feel that Ted is turning out to be tooo monotones . Yes, Ted – The so called hero of the plot has only managed to mess things up . You can’t blame him, that’s actually how life works. Not everyone can live life like Barney.

             Chant his Name! The ever hot Barney has keepy the play alive all the time! Barney – The real hero is here!. Ted could have better titled the story as “How Uncle Barney got laid “. Isn’t that what we saw all 7 seasons?? . Even the kids would have loved the story then. I really don’t want to stop talking about Barney, he is worth it.
  
           Reports say that “There has been a heavy potential increase in the sale (Or atleats renting ) of the suits after Barney told the world to Suit-up Stinson Style”
    -A made up report By Aadithya Chandrasekaran , Part of his Stinson Promotional Program


        Now moving on . The next person on the list is Robin Scherbatsky .  Her beauty trails has been on a decline and I hated her when she Broke up with Enrique. How on fucking earth could a women do that ??!!.  And she is one hell of a freaked out woman who loves to run away from commitments .Please do not think that I am Anti-Canada . Robin looked hell lot better when she was around Ted ( Or on top of  Ted   :p). She set real good standards , but as seasons changed, she really couldn’t   live up to it. All my prayers  for robin to soon find her Batman. As , "Every Hot woman deserves a great life"
                -Aadithya Chandrasekaran
                          
                   Now ! the best part . Marshal and Lilly are the ones who add Grace to the show. I have great respect for them . Their bondage has been phenomenal . They were always together while all their best friends were busy breaking up all the time.

    “The sparkling sweetness of romance , sprays itz innocent droplets only when Marshmellon and Lillypad makes love”
-Aadithya Chandrasekaran on Marshal and Lilly


              It has been exciting all 7 seasons and has managed to breed new definitions for for love , friendship and all relationships . But the best part is , the works of Barney Stinson such as the Bro code ,The Play Book and all those AWESOMENESS










Friday, November 4, 2011

A Chinese STFU


          Before I put things together, let me make a few aspects clear. This aint any random shit of mine. This is intended to show signs of intenseness , involving matters of real time national concern. If there is anybody out there thinking that , this is about one hell of a submission maneuver of a John Cena , please get the hell out of my sight and make love with any other random links which the internet has to offer.

          Now that I took steps to filter audience, let me get to the hotter topic. Did I say hot?
Yes, I remember saying. Which means, I have in my bags , a sort of oxymoron to offer.
From historical sources, I came to know that in 1987 , happened a near war between India and China. This was the third time , a military conflict arose between the two countries. It was hot , not referring to the testosterone raising kind , but the real desperately burning one.

          Time proved to make things better, as the heat started to fall . But the fall was so heavy, that things got real cold between the two nations. Thought the top leaders managed to share peaceful smiles, there always existed a stinking cold core in the depths. There was always issues involving the borders and that sourced the cold core, all these years.

          The force that lead to this post was from the news that came on a vernacular media which stated that the Chinese Ambassador Mr. Zhang Yan , lost his cool at a press conference and yelled “Shut up ! “ ( original version ) and “ Shut The Fuck Up ! “ ( My own version) at an Indian reporter , when he asked about a particular Chinese map which showed Arunachal Pradesh as part of the so called communist colony.

     India reacted soon enough , proving that our reflexes aint actually that bad as we people think. Our Joint secretary incharge , Mr Gautam Bambawale , from the ministry of external affairs , immediately took up the issue with the Chinese ambassador and expressed his objection

          The red head from China soon realized what he was upto and apologized and tried explaining what actually went wrong and suggested that things would be corrected soon.

     “ Our Country holds an erotic collection of domestic issues . While greater threats have started foreplay at the borders . So , we need some potential actions before the threats conceive.”
                                                                          -Aadithya Chandrasekaran on Indo-China crisis 

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

A Refuge of Aspirations

     The world has felt the presence of a million souls , holding on to a million dreams . Some are small and trivial , but only a separate breed , dares to dream real big . This aspiration is the substance of any success story .This is about one such awakening .

     Arrvind Balaganesh , a 9th grader  from Chennai , is a professional Table Tennis player at the national level .And my interactions with him makes me believe that he is a very fine Gold material for the 2016 Olympics.

     The 14 year old recently expressed his true sporting aspirations and reports suggest that this draft is highly confidential. In what ever he is up-to , the young heart is managing to hold high sprites and always shows the color trail of a true sportsman.

   
   
              Why on planet earth wouldn't he be so ? As sportsmanship has always been a compulsory component of  their family blood. Arrvind's father , Mr Balaganesh ( who happens to be my senior ) is a very versatile and a talented Sports man .According to me his family holds the very soul of sporting legacy.

             Now , to get some inside view about the athlete , The Touch Of Grace crew approached Mr Rajesh , A great legend of the sport and the  coach Arrvind . This is what he had to say.

     " A  loyal , honest and a very smart boy . He has a great attitude towards life . He is someone with loads of positive energy and emotional intelligence"
                             -Mr Rajesh on Arrvind Balaganesh

And now in my words .

     "  Arrvind is a phoenix , ever burning with the desire to conquer all his aspirations "
                                                     -Aadithya Chandrasekaran on Arrvind Balaganesh

     Now adding one more to his lovely feathers , you can put your entire money on this boy's determination , and even your assets on this guy's Devotion to the Sport , The Lord and Mr Rajesh.

    On behalf of the entire Touch Of Grace crew , I wish Arrvind , the best of  good luck and tell him to completly trust himself  , as the success path has already been laid by the divine  , and all he needs to do is keep walking on it and make all of us proud .

PS : Aru , I hope this post was inspiring ..

     

Monday, October 31, 2011

One in a 7 Billion...


         The Mother Earth has had the acquaintance of both growth and development. And the growth here doesn't refer to the GDP. And the actual reference is made to the growing population of  species of you and me. There has always been thoughts expressing the idea of  ‘ Growth is Good ‘ . And, those minds which breaded that thought, will sense serious contradiction in this post.

 

         But my thoughts though , is very sensible this time . It reflects the differences between a cancer and a six pack abs. The latter’s growth will make the person hotter , while the former could  prove to be fatal.The World’s carcinoma is on the high , as the ever topwerd marching graph of the population hit the 7 billion mark today.

 

         All that the audience can do is , spread awareness among the others and wear a condom while going on a ride. The latter has only one way unless the 3 way has been part of the foreplay. But the former has its own different wings.

 

         One such wing was spread today as India Symbolized, Nargis, a baby girl born today as at UP as the 7 Billionth living soul. This served a different cause by marching against a concept of female infanticide. This concept was practiced in various other nations aswel

    

     And here is what the health minister of the country had to say

       

     "It's not a matter of joy but a great worry. We shouldn't be celebrating the birth of the seventh billionth child. India has 2.4% of the global landmass and around 18% of the global population. For us, a matter of joy will be when our population stabilizes.

  -Ghulam Nabi Azad , Minister of Health and Family Welfare of India


And here is what I have to say


“ What I would love seeing is ,  these paths leading to a cliff of breakthrough , which would help in saving the society and  our moral respect from becoming a pray of the Darkmark”
                            -Aadithya Chandrasekaran , just another passionate citizen of India

Saturday, October 29, 2011

The Irish Split-Up



      The story has changed now as its all an empty street , an empty house and a hole inside every fan’s heart , and they will  be all alone as the room would get smaller . Yes, Westlife has officially declared their split up . The Irish Boy band , set up first in 1998 and managed to stick together successfully for over 10 years . The current artists Nicky Byrne ,Kian Egan ,Mark Feehily ,Shane Filan expressed their split up plans earlier this month ,as it was  realized that all four of them owe a lot to their families and their other dreams as-well. 


     This has obviously disappointed the fans world wide. .......  As mentioned even by the band itself , there has been a hell lot of speculations on the reasons behind the their decision  .But people, please don’t believe in any such ideas  unless it comes out from the band itself.

                        
       So the farewell tour of 2012 will contribute a hell lot to the GDP of the hosts as that will be the one last time,The crew of  Seasons in the Sun would hit its Rays on its beloved fans . Mother music well never be the same again for the million hearts who loved the world of their own.


Thank You WestLife ..... God Bless You ! 

Friday, October 28, 2011

Metallic Mess

India is now the center of attraction, and this time the reason is not cricket. Excitement is smelt everywhere as the day one of the much awaited F1 Indian Grand Prix kicked off . And not to forget , this is just the beginning and the things likely to get far more better as race days pops up. Dr Vijay Mallya is all excited and his tweet suggest the same. Now adding to the excitement , Metallica has also put its hut in Mother India. There was a Metallica Concert scheduled today at Gurgaon and the concert was just cancelled as people tended to cross their lines. This didn’t make anything better. Fans got agitated and tried having shots at the equipments, A few die-hard  Death Magnetics had plans to set the party on fire. That would have been more than a warm welcome to the heavy metal band.